"More Realistic Than Karl Lagerfeld Inviting a Rich 17-Year-Old to His Birthday Party"
- Jenny buys her fabric at Mood. This is annoying as the first reference of the hour. But she lives in New York, so I guess she can do that. And for not showing her actually buying the fabric à la Project Runway, plus 1.
- Jenny's eye makeup (a reference to Halloween?). With this new bravado, she would. Plus 1.
- Serena: "You have to admit, the licorice ring was sweet." Like a real girl obsessing about a new boy who'll be history in about a week! Plus 5.
- Dan: "That's a one [dollar bill]." Because Rufus would—maybe—do that. Plus 1.
- Chuck: "Humbert Humbert's name is…" If Chuck has read a book, it's Lolita. Plus 3.
- Jenny Humphrey's logo is Ralph Lauren meets Juicy or mini Tory Burch—totally. Plus 5.
- Lily Bass does a little Mom dance at the guerrilla fashion show. Plus 4.
- Bro's before ho's for Jenny—totally. Plus 5.
- Chuck knows Gossip Girl—show milestone. (Uh, did we know that already?) And of course he does. Plus 5.
- Emma really does think it's about Muffy, and not her negligent mother issues. Plus 3.
- Emma says to Blair, "But you're perfect." To which Blair quickly responds, "True!" Plus 2.
- Serena cares about Dan after the girl answered Aaron's phone. I'd care, too. Plus 5.
- Emma is still reading Harry Potter. Actually, she would be reading Twilight. Minus 2.
- Emma's reference to [The] Beatrice [Inn]. Would they let Emma in? Minus 1.
- Dan says Nate is taller and easier to spot. Isn't Jenny/Taylor Momsen supposed to be TALL? Minus 2.
- Is Blair off her meds? She's a bedtime regimen kind of girl; she wouldn't forget or be too lazy to take a pill. Minus 2.
- Polaroids. Aren't they like not making them anymore? Minus 4.
- B and S looking at an undergraduate course catalog? Yeah right. They'd be at brunch, or something. Minus 2.
- Jenny's nowhere to be found? She's obviously going to live with Agnes!! Minus 1.
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